This just in: Lionrampant razes another small African village and returns with...two anime soundtracks?

Well, regardless of how he got them, the important thing is that he reviewed them both for his hungry fans, and neither contains shipments of uranium originally destined for Iraq. They were clearly destined for Iran.

While on the subject of mass destruction, both of Lionrampant's reviews are of Slayers albums released domestically by ADV Music. His first review covers The Best of Slayers, a collection of theme songs from the TV and radio productions. To see his thoughts on this "odd bird", click no other than this link.

Lionrampant's second review, which says it is "not dead yet," covers Slayers Return. To hear its argument that it is "feeling better" (we have our doubts), go to this location. Go directly to this location. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.

That's all, folks! Join us next time. Same cat time, same cat channel! (...is this script for real? The writers clearly need a vacation....)